The Nittany Valley HHH was founded in 1987 by Mike "Dr. Kraut" Modest

Nittany Valley HHH 2025–2026 Mismanagement

• Tyrant: It's A Secret
• Religious Adviser: ??
• Altar People: ??
• Hash Cash: The Tickle Me Homo
• Hareraiser: The Tickle Me Homo
• Webmaster: The Tickle Me Homo
• Haberdashers: Pork Screw, Jimmy "Six Degrees" Shrimp-Fingers of Penetration
• F.B.A.C. (Fat Boy Advisory Council): Floppy, TuTu Fairy, and Pork Screw (song meisters, MWS: mismanagement withdrawal syndrome, etc.)

Former Tyrants

• Dr. Kraut (GM 87–90)
• GQ/2 (90–91)
• Beaver Bam Bam Balls (91–92)
• Ultimate (92–93)
• PMS (93–94)
• Chumlee (94–95)
• S&M (95–96)
• 3 1/2" Floppy (96–97)
• TuTu Fairy (97–98)
• Slim Jim (98–99)
• Wee Willie (99–00)
• Down On Beaver (00–01)
• hornyduck (01–02)
• Pork Screw (02–03)
• Pippi Schlongstocking (03–04)
• Tinsel Tits (04–05)
• Salty Balls (05–06)
• Wankerman (06–07)
• Natty Blo (07–08)
• Sux2Blow (08–09)
• Circle Jerkinator (09–10)
• Eat Me (10–11)
• Shocker (11–12)
• Duh? (12–13)
• Cocksmith (13–14)
• Jimmy Phish Fingers Phood (14–15)
• RoofieBear (15–16)
• The Tickle Me Homo (16–17)
• Strawberry Short Tits (17–18)
• Stick It In My Socket (18–19)
• Yellow Bed Wetter (19–21)
• Truck Stop Taco (21–22)
• Ya Lion Clint (22–23)
• Dragnet (23–24)
• Daddy's Home...Bitch (24–25)
• You Can Call Me Anything That You Like But My Name Is Veronica (25–26)